Meet the Contenders

"DKerstan" (dkerstan)
05/05/2016 at 17:35 • Filed to: Oppo Elections

Here are your candidates for Oppositelock President! Link to voting below!

1) Cherry_man1

Favorite Car: Ford Gran Torino Sport

Region: USA

Platform: Tamer of Mustangs and Leader of Gran Torino’s

2) TheHondaBro / SaveTheIntegra’s

Favorite Car: Acura Integra

Region: USA

Platform: MAKE OPPO YUGE!!

3) Dr. Zoidberg

Favorite Car: 4WD Toyota Tercel Wagon

Region: USA

Platform: ...Celica

4) interstate366

Favorite Car: No Response

Region: USA

Platform: Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others! Also, H22s and Labs

5) For Canada (1)

Favorite Car: Toyota Echo

Region: Canada

Platform: Idk

6) Wheelerguy

Favorite Car: Ferrari 458 Speciale

Region: Asia

Platform: Inclusive growth; Merger of all Kinja-based racing fantasy games; Deeper, more thorough discussions; Hiring Damon Lavrinc and Sean MacDonald.

7) TheHondaBro (1)

Favorite Car: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

Region: USA

Platform: I typically prefer a wooden platform, but concrete has its uses, I suppose.

8) Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6 hood)

Favorite Car: Alpine GTA

Region: USA

Platform: Keep Oppo awesome! Oppo is already a great place to be, lets keep it that way. Also, no more 25 year import law. Additionally, I-40, I-70 , I-80, and I-90 will no longer have speed limits. In conclusion, be excellent to each other. Whether I win or lose, this dude will abide.

9) Slant6

Favorite Car: Volvo 760 Turbo

Region: USA

Platform: Keep Oppo.

10) Benjamin Rolland (1)

Favorite Car: Lincoln Continental

Region: New Jersey

Platform: Fuggeddaboudit... ah youse lookin at me?

11) themanwithsauce

Favorite Car: Monteverdi Hai 450

Region: Earth-616

Platform: Obscure and unknown project cars for some......Miniature die cast cars for others!

12) TheHondaBro (2)

Favorite Car: Toyota Camry

Region: The People’s Republic of Oregon

Platform: Dank BBQ and VTEC for all, yo. Also Lexus. Also also shitposting.

13) For Canada (2)

Favorite Car: Ford Meteor

Region: USA

Platform: Fuckin’ Eh there, ya hoser! I’m your buddy, guy. Hockey sucks. Proudly covering America’s bald spot since, I dunno, 1847 or something. I’ll build a wall around Quebec, and make France pay for it. Also I’ll annex Alaska because it has a base I want. Free maple syrup on Sundays.

14) Ibby & Coob 2016

Favorite Car: Honda Accord Coupe

Region: BBQing with TheHondaBro. This is a false flag campaign to force For Canadia into Ben Rolland’s waiting embrace

Platform: Make Kinja work again. Also bacon. PhD stuff, bitches. Free health insurance for Subaru head gaskets. We pledge to take our mock antagonism of HondaBro to new heights using the power of love, and to Rickroll your palate with lunch provided by our exclusive feeding system, which we have dubbed MS-DOS, for Many Salty Day Old Sandwiches.

15) CyclistCarCoexist

Favorite Car: Chevy SSR

Region: USA

Platform: If I am elected, Oppositelock will secede from the evil overlords of Kinja to wherever blog jdrentarol has exiled himself to.

16) Tareim - The British Guy

Favorite Car: Honda NSX

Region: Western Europe

Platform: No Response

17) dsigned001

Favorite Car: TVR Sagaris

Region: The Moon

Platform: “Las-ers”

18) Sam Stoner

Favorite Car: Jaguar F-Type R Convertible

Region: USA

Platform: Mobile and PC

19) Jack Does Cars

Favorite Car: Porsche Carrera GT

Region: USA

Platform: Easier access to better vehicles. Closing the interesting vehicle gap. Having The Big Three build their fair share of interesting, fast, or overall unique vehicles.

20) James, Reks Skrubs

Favorite Car: Ferrari SF16H

Region: USA

Platform: Rekking skrubs, left and right. The leader Oppo can truly trust to end shitposting™

21) Van Man, rocks the Man Van

Favorite Car: Ferrari F40

Region: USA

Platform: No Response

22) Miss Mercedes

Favorite Car: W453 smart fortwo

Region: USA

Platform: Trans Rights + LGB Rights + Abolish Import Regulations for cars and trucks.

23) Scoob

Favorite Car: No Response

Region: USA

Platform: No Response

24) FSI

Favorite Car: Opel Senator B

Region: Western Europe

Platform: Panther and Alpha platforms

25) Benjamin Rolland (2)

Favorite Car: Cadillac

Region: New Jersey

Platform: This country needs more crime family values.

26) Daily Drives a Dragon

Favorite Car: Lancia Stratos

Region: USA

Platform: Do you really trust humans to govern effectively?

27) Sir_Stig: “On Jelopnic, No One Knows You’re a FWD.”

Favorite Car: Mazda RX-7 FD3

Region: Canada

Platform: “The better of two weevils”

For the primary election, choose your favorite candidate. The top five will move on to compete in a general election.

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DISCUSSION (29)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:45

You do realize it RX7 you posted is actually a RC car.

DKerstan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/05/2016 at 17:48

I just pulled it off google, I’ll change it.

interstate366, now In The Industry > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:48

I officially withdraw from the race and endorse the TheHondaBro / SaveTheIntegras campaign.

Matt Nichelson > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:48

Talk about a saturated market.

scoob > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:49

Lol I thought there was more to the form so I just clicked submit. Oops.

DKerstan > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/05/2016 at 17:50

Too Late! You’re committed now!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:50

The only reason I know this is because I have that same shell

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:51

Dammit, I never saw the original post! I wanna run. :(

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:57

Interesting, interesting.

Kinja'd!!!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 17:58

If elected I promise to get rid of all these stupid election posts

not for canada - australian in disguise > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:01

13) For Canada (2)

Favorite Car: Ford Meteor

Region: USA

this is slander maple syrup day is on fridays

TheHondaBro > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:05

Bruh wtf I stand with SaveTheIntegras yo.

DKerstan > TheHondaBro
05/05/2016 at 18:10

It was open reply so there are imposters.

TheHondaBro > scoob
05/05/2016 at 18:29

Coob pls

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/05/2016 at 18:30

Kinja'd!!!

interstate366, now In The Industry > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:45

True story: my senior year of high school, one of the people running for class president decided she didn’t want to run anymore, so she said to vote for one of the other candidates as her speech.

DKerstan > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/05/2016 at 18:51

Plot twist: it was a false flag campaign the whole time

Your boy, BJR > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:54

As bos...I mean president, I promise a celebration feast of gabagool, pasta fazhul, fresh moozadel, rigot, and pruhzhut for everyone!

RallyWrench > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:54

Will the real HondaBro please stand up? I don’t know who to trust. Also, ForCanada 2 sounds a lot cooler than FC1. Gotta say, BMan76 is looking pretty good here.

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro
05/05/2016 at 18:55

Might want to reconsider, he openly posted an unsaved Integra earlier.

interstate366, now In The Industry > DKerstan
05/05/2016 at 18:59

It didn’t work, the third person won. She ended up being in charge of our 10-year reunion though.

Your boy, BJR > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/05/2016 at 19:03

No. You? You’re with me now. Got it?

Kinja'd!!!